Dear D.CFanboys
Hi my name is Mo Baptiste and I’m a Marvelfanboy.Why am I’m a Marvel fan boy? To put it simply… Marvel is just that damn good.
I love seeing a Marvel trailer and knowing that I’m not going to get every single plot point in a span of three minutes. I love seeing my favorite comic book characters done right. I love having humor in my movies. I love seeing team ups and crossover that I honest to god never thought I would see in a billion years. I loved seeing Sony succumb to the failures and come crawling back to Marvel bosom.
Fox is doing great, I can’t even take that away from them. Their X-men universe, for the most part, has been wildly successful.Their Fantasticfour is a different story, but I don’t blame them too much for that. I personally feel that F4 is just too out of date and would never be able to make that leap until the modern age.
Howeverthe bread and butter of being a Marvelfanboyis arguing withD.C狂热者s。Nothing brings me greater joy in life NOTHING! I love how hardD.C狂热者stried to defendtheir hot有愚蠢的原因和视角的垃圾电影。
Me:Why is D.Cbetter than Marvel?
D。C Fanboy：首先D.C电影设置在一个现实的世界中……。
Me: Whoa, let me stopyou rightthere buddy. Are you telling me that the alien, half god, cyborg, and underwater king is set in a realistic world? That sounds insanely plausible(I‘m being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell).
D。C Fanboy: It has work before!
Me: It has workednever.
D。C Fanboy:蝙蝠侠开始,黑暗骑士,黑暗骑士Rises.
Me: Here we go again,D.C hasrebooted the universe so those movies do not exist, and they are not in continuity or cannon sorry.However,ifthey was。Do you really want your best movie to be almost ten years ago? I think not little buddy.
D。C Fanboy: What are you talkingabout Man钢铁很棒！
Me. Whoa see I have to stopyou rightthere again. Man of Steel was an okay I can even push it to good, but not great. With the exception of Batman and Flash every movie in theDCUEwill be okay at best.
D。C Fanboy: Why is that?
Me: To put it bluntly everyone else on the rooster sucks balls. They are notrelatablein any sort of way. Supermanis a god,Wonder Womanis a half god Amazon warrior princess, Cyborg is a cyborg, andAquamanis the king of the ocean with god like powers. There are no issues to explore.原因the Christopher Reeve Superman did so well is because they didn’t try to over analyze. Be a hero and get the girl that’s it. In the latest renditions (我。E Man of Steel andBVS)D.C tries卖给我的超人有真正的问题。我有真正的问题，you right现在有真正的问题，海地的人们有真正的问题。超人没有真正的问题。如果比尔·盖茨（Bill Gates）来找你，向您寻求问题，您发现他需要帮助选择out a color for his son 3rd jet. You would instantly say that’s not a real person problem. That’s Superman in a nutshell!
D。C Fanboy: Batman V Superman was a masterpiece.
Me:Hahahahahahahahaha(Take a breather)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaokay this conversation is over.
If you are aD.C狂热者that is perfectly fine, but you should know. TheD.C universeis the worst thing happening. You play for the worst team and you’re the third string option. Y’all getting your ass whip and everybody in the world is watching. It’s a sinking ship that for the life of me I can’t understand why no one abandon. It’s almost like an abusive relationship.D.C promise他们会做得更好，你相信their lies他们转身再次伤害了您，这是一个恶性循环。这篇文章有一点吗？不，我只是想取笑D。C Fanboys。为什么因为我是奇迹粉丝，我们没有什么比做，但要幸福。Which team are you on Marvel or D.C? Let me know in the comment section below.
P.s ican’t wait toWonder Womancomes out and flop, which it will. I’m curious to see what fans say then.
